So once again two storms will be colliding right near Long Island. Instead of Sandy- Nemo will be impacting us. If anyone is looking for him especially his dad. Inform him he is not at 42 Wallaby way in Sydney. He's much further on the east coast of the United States. That boy sure gets around and someone should probably call CPS on Marlin. He's a terrible father!
As usual when there is some warning of a storm everyone and their mom panics. They tend to buy the stupidest shit because they might not come out of it alive- apparently. Shovel, Rock salt, Bread, Peanut butter, a machete, Snow bunker, A nomads map of the United States, Eskimo clothing and a few Husky's for a dog sled. Some of those things are completely ridiculous. Like wtf are you gonna do with peanut butter during a blizzard? Oh wait' maybe it's to teach the Huskey's tricks. Ok never mind, that's a complete asset then.
I will be the first to admit, I am not one for storms. I HATE them. It's actually quite weird. I will get excited about them coming, but when they are here I will hide. No joke! I'm not like this over snow storms. Mainly' big thunder storms or hurricanes. When Sandy was coming I went shopping like we would have no power for a week (Which is exactly what happened). I had a full kitchen drawer dedicated to batteries. I had my Xanax and a few Valium handy just in case I went into full panic mode. Which is not something that is fun to do in front of your kids. Because they point and laugh at you like some freak show. Let's just say the Valium did it's job and then some.
G: Mom' there's a hurricane why are you outside?
Me: Look at all those cops!!! I need pictures!!
I became one of those crazy meteorologist. It was awesome!!
Either way I am excited about the snow. We finally get to use our snow blower we've had for over a year and have yet to touch. My son can play in REAL snow and I get to build inappropriate things out of snow on my lawn. Fantastic!!! Wish us luck over here! I will post pictures of how fantastic our "blizzard" is when and if it arrives :)
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