M.I.A only person who reads this. Myself.

I have been M.I.A, not like there's anyone other then myself to realize this. So, sorry self for not blogging. You have been completely irresponsible to yourself, by not writing anything that you can read.. to yourself. Apology accepted.

Any whoooo...

My ADHD has been kicking in high gear and has been focusing or lack there of, on 23487923 projects. One in which was not blogging. So because I have been crazy busy not finishing anything. I was to lazy to blog or come up with anything creative to write about. Due to this I am going to write some of the crap that has been coming out of my kids mouths lately. Because seriously it's making me question their beings and ofcorse my parenting skills.

Oh yeah' I also decided to give my kids some new nicknames for blogging purposes. I think just using the first letter of their names is kind of boring. So I decided to use a word that describes them. My almost 13 year old girl is Drama. My 6 year old girl is Diva and my 2 and a half year old boy is Bubbie. Bubbie doesn't really "describe" my son, it's just something I call him. Not that creative, but it works for me.

Situation: Bubbie and I made a bridge out of building blocks for his trains to go under. He knocked it over and ofcorse I had to fix it. I am assuming I didn't do such a good job because...
Bubbie: Maaa' dats pasbetic. PA-SPED-IC, ma!
(Obviously' my son was calling me pathetic. Lovely!)


Diva: (In a very slow, drawn out sentence) How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
Me: Well that depends on his productivity level. If she has adhd and has children. And...
Diva: No Mom!!!! It's a tongue titty not a question.
Me: It's a what?!
Diva: A tongue titty! It tits your tongue.
Me: ( Half not breathing) A tongue twister you mean?
Diva: Oh same thing, ma. A twister, a titty. Same thing.
Me: If you say so.


Diva: Mom' if I broke my neck would I become a bobble head?
Me: Uh no. Odds are you'd die. So no breaking your neck to become a bobble head. I think you need new aspirations.


Drama: How do you defrost water? I'm thirsty.
Me: Leave it in the refrigerator. Or maybe just take a bottle of water that's already in the fridge out, and drink that!
Drama: So your saying I can't microwave it?
Me: O.M.G what did you do to ask such a question!?!


Just a FYI, Diva is my own, personal Will Farrell meets Kevin Hart. She really is quite hysterical. She is also a big, confident black woman in a half Cuban/Italian, pint sized body. If you knew her. You'd totally understand what I'm talking about.It's pretty darn funny.