Screw cake pops. Let's give bacon on a stick!

Whose bright idea was it to dip bacon in chocolate? Are we really running out of new ways to become diabetic and have a massive heart attack? The best part of this picture is that the person who came up with this fuck of a treat, decided to add sprinkles. Because chocolate covered bacon alone wasn't tempting enough. 

Since this is going to be the next trend. I call dibs on making the bacon into creative, festive things. Sorry Cake pops, you're a thing of the past. I'm going to be making fancy bacon sticks from now on.

Can't think of what to give your kid's teachers for Christmas (Or in or politically correct world "Holidays"). How about ex lax on a stick? Genius!

Here's some decorative ideas for those that want to hop on the Shit stick band wagon.

- A used band aid. For those special Nurses in your lives.

- A harmonica. How great would it be to watch people attempt to play a bacon harmonica.

- For those bachelorette parties. Penis'. Not only is it sexual, but all those woman who are on their monthly friend will love you forever!

- A court order. "Excuse me are you Anthony Bajoner" "Why yes I am". "Here you go mo-effer, you got served". They will be so confused over your court order-bacon stick that they won't try and strangle you :)

- Money. For those times you go to Target just to buy two items, but then fill your cart to it's brim with non essentials. Oh you don't have the money to pay for it. It's ok bring some bacon sticks as payment.


There are so many more ideas I have, but I'm in the process of copy writing those bad boys ;)

P.S - Still would love how someone came up with this idea lol